A Recession Joke
Got this as a forward today. It is funny how people can churn funny stories based on serious topics/incidents.
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XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office.
10 mins passed…………………………….
5 more mins passed.
Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While moving in who-so-ever ID card won’t work are layed off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don’t want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office. Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck."
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Hope that the economy springs back to life soon and the layoffs stop.
Cheers,
Rosh
